Why Cheese Is Swagger. (:
1.It has holes.
2.It's eaten my rodentss.Ratss aree uber swagger,&your just jealous you aren't onee.
3.It's made by milk which is squeezed out of cow's utter/4 penises.(I don't know why they call it the utter when they can just call it penises..)
4.It eaten by the swagger.pimps.of.toronto.
Soo,now you know why you should choose cheese. (: Get ready to learn about jizz. (: