HappyLateBirthdayMartin. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAAY MARTIN!YOUR AREE FINALLY 13! ;)

Hope the Imperial Buffet was good.OH & thanks for inviting mee. -___-"

Christmas Concert ♥ .

k sooo,Christmas Concert is next mondaay..&were doing..the hockey song. :)
dont be jealous & im being seriouss.. : ohh & didjaa know you can have erections
whilee deaad?well,you have to be horny beforee you diee..obviously. ;)
anywhoo,The Fig is making us sing a song that has NOTHING to do with Christmas.
which is gaaay & uneccassary..soo check out thee new poll & vooootee.


Lovee,
thee coolest nerds you'll ever meet. ;) A.K.A. Alysssa & Chelsy ♥ .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8k7T1zYem8

1 Month Anniversary!

k,soo you'vee been reading our swaggerness for over a month..&we want to celebratee it.

weree going to decoratee our class with jizz & pretty streamerss. (:

soo if you want to join in the celebration jizz & i dont caree if your a first time jizzer.just jizz & you'll win..nothing. (:

-Alyssssa & Cheeeeelsy. ♥

Funniest Shit Ever.

mee & martin found the funniest shit last night & jizzed. ;)
and soo heres the link to these swagger videoss. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-X6dC2yrUc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aemXgP-2xyg

-Alyssssssssssssa. ♥

if you dont laugh..well then you suck & i hatee you. :)

UrbanDictionary. ♥

Alyssa-A one of a kind person whose sence of fun never wears down. Always up for fun and being silly, laughter is contagious so watch out!
Kayla-A beautiful female who is slightly goofy and really crazy in all areas of her life; never forgotten and always lovable.
Kay-A way to say "Okay".
Brittany-A fatass who will most likely eat her babies.
Girl: I'm so hungry, I could eat a baby. Boy: God youre such a Brittany.
Justice-A man displaying behavioral patterns similar to Assholes, Dicks, and Jerks. this type of behavior includes being a dick to your girlfriend, canceling plans, and always talking about yourself.
Stefanie-An amazing woman! Loves sex... Has a huge circle of friends of all varieties... Loves her family and devotes her life to them.... Loves to party.... Easy to love.... you are one lucky son of a bitch if you've got her....
Chelsy-To act or behave in a manner that is pornographic or whoreish.
Daniel-Daniel is a fox. He doesn't just look like a fox, he doesn't just act like a fox, but he actually is a fox. Daniel may also be described by words including gorgeous, sexy, amazing, incredible and the best one.
Martin-A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis.
Mauricio-A mexican who makes fun of mexicans!
Justin-One who has a huge cock and please's the ladies.
Emily-A code word for alcohol.
Angela-Small, short catlike person. Very easy to tease, but there's no reason to tease an Angela because they're very sweet. You can trust an Angela. Often, Angelas need a hug. Give your Angela a hug today.
Weronika-A Polish Girl that is crazy, outgoing, and extremely sexy.
Annmarie-A very caring and strong woman whom is very intelligent. Capable of great things but is sometimes easily distracted by new and interesting ideas. Often used to describe very active and busy women with fantastic lives.

Not madee up. :P
From UrbanDictionary.
Wouldv'ee done everyone..but to lazy.

-Alyssssssssssssssssssa.

Happy Halloween!! x] <3

elllo swaggerrszz ! Yes, this is the swagger pumpkin that we made =] <3

well me ....and another kid made it =] its pimp and ur all jealous <3

Happy Halloween!<3

--Chelsyy <3

(the knife in the head was my idea<3)

Swaggersz of St. Leoo!

Swaggersz of St. Leo
yes, we mean us, the people of JizzMonster<3
we know you're jealous cause we're too swagger for you x] lol jkz
<3

--Chelsyyy && Kaylaaaaa <33333

How To Be Swagger.

How To Be Swagger.. (:

• You need to wear blang..not bling..BLANG!
• Talk with a ghetto voice.
• Never do this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH84sdcDPs8&feature=subtivity
• You need a sexy 'fro!
• Listen to swagger music like Turn My Swag On. ;)
• Walk like pimp.
• Jizz uncontrollably.

-Alyssssssssa,Steeeeeeefaniee & Kaaaaaaylaa. ♥

Play it.. (: seriously.

http://www.gamezhero.com/online-games/arcade-games/pataponbeatcamp-onlinegame.html

PATA Pata
PON! Pon!

Play it & see if you're born a tribal leader. :)

Or elsee,i'll

hunt you down. :)

..&crediting martin for the websitee...because he asked.he fails. x]

Jizz. (be aware,it may disgust yoou) (;

kaylaa looooooves her jizz.
do you know what jizz iss?let me explain..
if you taste something good,you know its jizz foo shoo!
&if you see chunk-ayness you know its jizz..dont ask how i knoow. (;
who knoows?snow can be jizz. (; ..its whitee,tastess good..and is uber chunky.

BE AWARE CHILDREEN!ANYTHING CAN BE JIZZ!IF YOU FOLLOW THIS DESCRIPTION MAYBE YOU'LL BE MORE AWARE OF WHAT YOU'RE EATING. (;


-Alyssssssssssa & Kaaaaaaaaaaylaaaaaaaa. ♥

All Jizz Is Good Jizz.

btw,dont take it seriously..were just joking.so you can calm your dick. (;

Our school,the good..the bad,&the ugly. (:

The jail were spending our last year in. :)

The good-We're close to food.I knoow you're jealous. ;)

We have swagger kids in our school.Exluding..never mind. :)

We are taught in a 62469 year old school.

We give away pumpkinss & sexy pumpkinss at that.

It's the oldest school in Etobicokee.jealouss?aha.

We have a haunted basement where Jesus stares at uss. :/

The bad-The bathrooms.Dont get me started. -__-"

We can't afford anything..from apples-zylophoness.

This year of Grade 8's will be the last set of people before the school crashes & burns.

We're close to John English.Yaa know,the ones with whores,sluts & fatasses?

The random elephant on our flag polee.But it'ss still pimp. (:

The ugly-Pads left in toilets in the girls washroom.

Disney fuckers' songs are played at our school dances.

No grass. :(

St Leoo,the good..the bad..& the ugly. (:

-Alyssssssssa,Maaaaaaaaartin,&Kaaaaaaaaylaa. ♥

Why Cheese Is Swagger. (:

1.It has holes.

2.It's eaten my rodentss.Ratss aree uber swagger,&your just jealous you aren't onee.

3.It's made by milk which is squeezed out of cow's utter/4 penises.(I don't know why they call it the utter when they can just call it penises..)

4.It eaten by the swagger.pimps.of.toronto.

5.It's sexy.

Soo,now you know why you should choose cheese. (: Get ready to learn about jizz. (:

-Alyssssssssssssssssa,Kaylaaaaaaaaaaa,Kaaaaaaaaaay.♥